Lisa: I feel really guilty
Lisa: well
Lisa: just a little guilty
Lisa: hahah
Gub: for what
Lisa: for getting him sick!
Gub: at least it wasn’t aids
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Lisa: I remember how my grandmother was when her house burned years and years ago
Lisa: and she found the strangest shit that didn’t burn
Lisa: all through the rubble there are pockets of knick knacks that are ok
Lisa: like, I remember that one of the things she found was a pair of dice she got in vegas
Lisa: red plastic dice that had her and grandpa’s names on them
Theo: I wonder about those kinds of things alot
Theo: Overall, it’s just crazy what survives a fire
* Lisa nods
Theo: I think what survives the most is hope
Dan: http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/12/lap-dancers-in-heat.html
Dan: food for thought ;b
Dan: re: our conversation the other night
Adora: well I can’t prove the tip thing
Adora: but I could definitely say that sometimes I feel like I’m in the rut
Adora: and didn’t start happening until I got off the pill
Adora: there are just days I…feel different
Adora: but not OMG I WANNA FUCK
Dan: I’m certain its hormone/pheromone related
Dan: but doesn’t apply to online conversations
Dan: unless of course you find ways to uh.. jam that kinda stuff between the lines
* Adora laughs
Adora: ALTHOUGH
Adora: we could patent like
Adora: PoTCP
Adora: Pheromones over TCP
Adora: and sell our idea to the porn industry and make millions
Adora: that would be a neat trick
Adora: on the guy’s end, have like
Adora: a flight mask
Adora: that’s connected over the internets to a suction tube right on the woman’s crotch
Dan: it’d be like… industrial strength pheromones mixed with liquid viagra
Adora: yeah!
Dan: in a thin mist, sprayed directly into the intake
Dan: uuberporn superfuck secret sauce.
Adora: hahaha
Dan: buy a vial, plug it in, strap in
Dan: then hold the fuck on
Dan: extreme computing!
Adora: yeah, really
* Dan goes to urbandictionary to re-define ‘ejector seat’
Adora: hahahahah XD
Dan: wrap that shit up with the portal engine
Dan: and you’ll get all sorts of crazy 3d/5d fuckpositions that involve reverse gravity and interdementional travel
Adora: now that really redefines the concept of “putting a hole wherever you want”
